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艾薇儿nobody`s fool歌词

Nobody’s Fool ---- Avril Lavigne


Step up step up (step up)
Step up step up (step up)
Step up step up
Step up

Fall back, take a look at me
And youll see
Im for real
I feel what only I can feel
And if that dont appeal to you
Let me know
And Ill go
Cuz I flow
Better when my colors show
And thats the way it has to be
Honestly
Cuz creativity
Could never bloom
In my room
Id throw it all away before I lie
So dont call me with a compromise
Hang up the phone Ive got a backbone stronger than yours

(step up) la la la la la la la (step up)
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

If youre tryin to turn me into someone else
Its easy to see Im not down with that
(not nobodys fool) not nobodys fool
If youre tryin to turn me into something else
Ive seen it enough and Im over that
(not nobodys fool) not nobodys fool
If you wanna bring me down
Go ahead and try
Go ahead and try

Dont know
You think you know me like yourself
But I fear
That youre only telling me what I wanna hear
But do you give a damn?
Understand
That I cant
Not be what I am
Im not the milk and cheerios in your spoon
Its not that simple here we go not so soon
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
In a little morph green
But its amazing what a couple of years can mean

(step up) la la la la la la la (step up)
La la la la la la la la (step up) la la la la la la la
Yeah yeah yeah

If youre tryin to turn me into someone else
Its easy to see Im not down with that
(not nobodys fool)not nobodys fool
If youre tryin to turn me into something else
Ive seen it enough and Im over that
(not nobodys fool)not nobodys fool

(if you)if you wanna bring me down
Then go ahead and try
Go ahead and try

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Go
Go ahead and try
Try to look me in the eye
But youll never see inside
Until you realize, (realize)

Things are tryin to settle down
Just try to figure out
Exactly what Im about
If its with or without you
I dont need ya doubting me

If youre tryin to turn me into someone else
Its easy to see Im not down with that
(not nobodys fool) not nobodys fool
If youre tryin to turn me into something else
Ive seen it enough and Im over that
(not nobodys fool) not nobodys fool
If you wanna bring me down
Then go ahead and try!

(go ahead and try) la la la la la la (go ahead and try) la la la la la la
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Go ahead and try
Youll be laughing out loud
When Im playin to my own crowd
Try~~~~

甜咖啡关于cs的所有作品表，我要，谢谢

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反恐《cs花式技巧》之投掷技巧
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反恐《cs花式技巧》之花样玩法
反恐《cs花式技巧》之穷级跳
反恐《cs花式技巧》之跳跃的高级技巧
反恐《cs花式技巧》之阴人篇(上)
反恐《cs花式技巧》之阴人篇(中)
反恐《cs花式技巧》之阴人篇(下)
反恐《cs花式技巧》之另类阴人技巧(阴人的艺术)
反恐《cs花式技巧》另类地图
反恐《cs花式技巧》之武器枪械实用技巧
CS花式技巧之AWP技巧(上)
CS花式技巧之AWP技巧(下)
反恐《cs花式技巧》之CS1.6版优化篇
四部MTV
甜咖啡
CSMTV
一《BJGW战队宣传片》
甜咖啡
CSMTV
二《On
your
mark》
甜咖啡
CSMTV
三
甜咖啡
CSMTV
四《to
SURVIVE》
我就找到这些了..
希望++分
^_^

CS甜咖啡经典视频4里的背景音乐都是什么？

甜咖啡CS MTV1:BJGW CS战队宣传片
背景音乐 McHammer--too legit to qiut
甜咖啡CS MTV2:on your mark
背景音乐 恰克飞鸟--on your mark
甜咖啡CS MTV3:MOP CS战队宣传片
背景音乐 No use for a name--Dumb Reminders
savagegarden--the animal song
甜咖啡CSMTV4配乐
配乐1:Nightwish—Elvenpath
配乐2:Enya—Tempus
配乐3:Enya—Exile
配乐4:Nightwish—TheKinslayer

甜咖啡经典CS视频第4部到底寓意何在？想告诉人们什么道理？各个战队又代表什么？

故事的大致情节是警察保护VIP，送他乘飞机离开，而土匪们则在路途中进行拦截，于是警察派出几名特工护送VIP暗渡陈仓，可还是被土匪头目发觉，遭到土匪们追击。最后任务成功，而护送VIP的特工们却一个个战死，最后仅剩的几人在目送VIP远去后，冲进蜂拥而来的土匪群中。。。
to survive ，字面上的意思是生存，这里大概就是指让VIP存活，让任务成功。大概作者想表达一点对英勇献身的警察们的一些敬意吧。

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少女时代（Girls' Generation）是韩国著名的女子流行演唱组合，由金泰妍、郑秀妍、李顺圭、黄美英、金孝渊、权侑莉、崔秀英、林允儿、徐珠贤9名成员组成。
2007年8月初凭借首个团综《少女上学去》和出道单曲《再次重逢的世界》开始进入大家的视野，并迅速走红。其后更凭借《Gee》《Genie》《Oh!》《Hoot》等多首热门歌曲风靡大街小巷。2010年9月以一首《GENIE》进军日本乐坛。2011年10月中旬又以一首《The Boys》进军美国乐坛。
自出道以来，少女时代就以优异的成绩改写了韩国女子组合乐坛在历史上的强大气势，并在中国、日本、泰国等亚洲国家和欧美等国家都累积出一定的知名度。她们除了作为歌手外，还以电视剧和音乐剧演员、电台DJ、节目MC和平面模特等身份活跃在演艺圈其他领域。曾连续两年被选入韩国福布斯名人榜首位，在韩国乃至亚洲都拥有着超高的人气。